Stand straight and dont be so cute!
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade
Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x
this is a toucan
❝Although we like different genres, we have the same love towards music. No matter what kind of music we are producing, this love will never change.❞
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous